Eviction Notice

Dear Eddy: You've been a pretty good tenant (if we don't discuss the heartburn, nausea, rib and bladder kicking, etc.), but this notice is to inform you that you will be evicted from your current home one week from today and moved to a new home. If you so choose, you may move out early, but on December 22, 2010 you will be forcibly removed if you have not yet vacated my belly. Hope you have a good week! Love, Mama